Havin' Fun!

DAY 37 (and counting!)

Ok ladies, if we don't laugh at ourselves, who will? Well, that was a dumb question. I can think of three people that will laugh at me right now. Shoot, you're probably laughin'!!!!!!!!

I got an email from Sis KC (not her real name)..she said, "You know you're on the Maker's Diet when you see the word "information" and instantly think "inflammation" !!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL !!! SO TRUE!

I feel like a bird with all these nuts and sunflower seeds I have consumed. I must admit, they give me great energy and come in handy while on the run. Even so, I had a minor emergency today. It's called old routines. I was thinking of what I normally did on Wednesdays after church..hit DD and get a donut and coffee. Ok, two donuts.

I had to let Sister Sweet Tea know I was in great danger of getting that soft dough filled with rich creamy vanilla tasting pudding..yum..yum..yum. I thought she would go with me (criminal minds think alike) but INSTEAD she told me to, "Run to the light!!" So I DID! I ran to the light that was shining up the outside of this place ridden with everything my body just cleansed itself of..carbs, sugar, oil..junk. Obviously this was not the light she meant for me to run to.

Faster than a speedin' munchkin, Sweet Tea came running with her cape flapping in the wind! Well, not really, she sent me a text telling me that she "heard" there was an e-coli outbreak on dough. (absolutely NOT TRUE but she had to tell me something, even a little white doughy lie!) Hmmm. In case you don't know me that well, I am a GERM-O-PHOB. In an instant, my vision of a lovely, round, grease-saturated Boston Creme turned into me having a toilet attached to my ankle from the effects of this bacteria in my body. OK. End of fantasy donut affairs. Sweet Tea saved the day. Take a bow, sister.

Went to Trader Joes. Got blueberries. And yes, you guessed it, NUTS.

THANK GOD for accountability partners AND for laughter.

In the spirit of laughter, here is a joke: (gasp! we can tell jokes and still be saved) "Oh Gosh," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is completely gone!" Her husband looked up from the newspaper and said, "I am not surprised. You've been givin' me a piece of it for the past 20 years!!" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (so true ain't it?)

"A merry heart doeth good like medicine." (Proverbs 17:22)

XtremeFaith